Heart Beginning's

"My daughter, give me thine heart, and let thine eyes observe my ways." Proverbs 23:26

"The plan of beginning outside and trying to work inward has always failed and always will fail. God's plan with you is to begin at the seat of all dificulties, the heart, and then from out of the heart will issue the principleso f righteousness; the reformation will be outward as well as inward." EGW

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

How to Find a Moto for Your Trip to Kelo that will Double Your Travel Time

11-11-07


1. Pick the first shack you come to!

2. Speak as little French as possible.

3. Notice that the tire is off the bike they are offering you but figure that they know what they're doing.

4. Pay the guy half-of his sum before you start on your trip.

5. Watch as the other moto arrives, the driver whip off his handy dandy bike-tire pump and start a pumpin'. Looks can be deceiving!

6. Hike up your skirts, tie on the head wrap, put on your sun-glasses, and climb on the flat tire moto with three people.

7. Hit every bump in the road (there are a lot of them) without slowing down

8. AND POP...go swerving off the road and stop for a break under a Mango Tree. It's all good. It was getting a little hot in-between Sonya and our "driver" anyways!

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