Date: 1-30-08
Giardia: A pear shaped bacteria that causes you to leave your place of employment at lightning speed, racing across the sidewalk, dodging incoming patients, to make it to the nearest toilet/hole. Most cases result in sever toilet paper deprivation and bring on a frantic search through the recently sent packages for little packets of Kleenex. In the case of electricity failure you should keep a couple gallon buckets of water next to the toilet at all times. Use of native toilets is advised as the ceramic type with waiting water in them tend to have the splash and spray affect. The native hole method will allow you to go through a ½ roll of toilet paper in 4 hours instead of a whole one. Consult with fellow SM's for support and Gatorade drinking parties. Using filtered water at all times is advised.
WARNING: Wearing more clothes will not muffle the loud noises coming from inside of your stomach during staff worship!
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Hey Liz,
just wanted u to know that i looked at all your pics and read some of your blogs and i feel so inspired by what you and sonya are doing over there. i love reading about it all and hearing the stories as well as looking at the pictures to really get an inside look. you are doing a wonderful job over there. i can just tell. try not to get discouraged, which u seem to be doing a great job at not getting discouraged which is great. even if you don't feel like God is using u, at times, sometimes it is in those times that He is using you the most! only it requires faith for us to believe that He is using us and sometimes that faith is exactly what He is requiring for us at that time. anyway, just wanted 2 encourage you and say that I am praying for you. you go girl! :)
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